You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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