so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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