I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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