We're facebook friends in real life
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Randomize
