Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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