Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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