The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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