I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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