i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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