Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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