Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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