So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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