Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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