Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
