How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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