omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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