Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Randomize