Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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