but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
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We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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