we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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