Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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