And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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