What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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