booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
