you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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