Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
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If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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