I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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