thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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