just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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