Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
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Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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