I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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