"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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