If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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