White coat. Heels.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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