The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
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you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
i think my cat just said my name.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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