I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
