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I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
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I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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