yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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