We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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