Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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