I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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