hell yes lets make some ravioli
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
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