Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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