we're blogging at a bar
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i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
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I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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