i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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