ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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