We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it