Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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