remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?