Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
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i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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