He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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