yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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