I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
it was like eating out sand paper
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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