If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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