Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I came so hard my ears popped.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
