Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city