You're so nebulous sometimes
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.