But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
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In other news, I just burned my penis
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.