Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Randomize