you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?