just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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